Deal's Worth

Part 07 of 22 · 1,590 words

“Section 0026:
“From now on, these permanent “universe laws/rules” “utmost extra super override” all/overrides that conflict with such:
1. Whenever a conscious thinking existence biologically “dies “with their 'good' outweighing their 'bad'” while pregnant” or “dies “with “neither their 'good' nor their 'bad' outweighing each other”” while pregnant”, the parent immediately “exists as own spirit/soul form until that parent exists as a Physical Form 1 existence again” starting at that parent's most recent biological death location. The unborn offspring immediately peacefully magically biologically die and immediately “exist as their own spirit/soul forms until they exist as Physical Form 1 existences again” starting at their most recent biological death locations. Then both parent and offspring immediately magically undergo “option 1 in Eric’s One's-Still-Existing-After-Own-Death System” together except that: copies of their last Physical Form 1 own bodies (from the moments right before their own most recent biological deaths) magically “regenerate into fully healthy” at the location where the parent most recently died. Such regeneration completes within 24 hours. Upon completion of such regeneration, both “parent and offspring”'s spirits/souls magically merge with their regenerated “own body” copies whereby both are “alive as physical form 1 existences existing as the aforementioned regenerated bodies from that point” and are still with their original minds, and are still with their original consciousnesses, and the parent still pregnant. But whenever a conscious thinking existence biologically dies “with their 'bad' outweighing their 'good'” while pregnant, “same process as the aforementioned in this “Eric's section of information””, but with one addition: upon being alive again, the parent instantly loses all of their prior magical properties and instantly gains up to 5 random new ones (different from before). These new magical properties start very weak but can be strengthened through effort, practice, and magical means.””
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
“Section 0027:
“From now on, these permanent “universe laws/rules” “super override” all/overrides that conflict with such:
Whenever a conscious thinking existence biologically dies with “neither their 'good' nor their 'bad' outweighing each other”, “option 1 in Eric’s One's-Still-Existing-After-Own-Death System” applies automatically.
“Whenever a conscious thinking existence biologically dies “with their 'good' outweighing their 'bad'”, they are able to choose one option out of “”options 1, 2, and 3” in Eric’s One's-Still-Existing-After-Own-Death System”:
“Option 1: They immediately “exist as own spirit/soul form until they exist as a Physical Form 1 existence again” starting at their most recent biological death location. A copy of their last Physical Form 1 own body (from the moment right before their own most recent biological death) magically “regenerates into fully healthy” at the physical form 1 location where they most recently biologically died. If they biologically died of own bodily functionality failure due to old age, the regenerated body becomes half their “”what their most recent physical form 1 “body's visibly aged state” was while they were non-dead” but fully healthy” as part of its regeneration completion; otherwise it matches “what their most recent physical form 1 “body's visibly aged state” was while they were non-dead” but fully healthy. Such regeneration completes within 24 hours. If the physical form 1 location/place becomes “observably unsafe and/or lacks adequate nutrition-beneficial edibles there” during regeneration, “they and the copy-body” automatically magically teleport to the nearest observably safe physical form 1 location/place that has adequate nutrition-beneficial edibles there”. Upon completion of such regeneration, their spirit/soul magically merges with their regenerated “own body” copy whereby “”they (solely that conscious thinking existence) are “alive as a physical form 1 existence existing as the aforementioned regenerated body from that point” at the aforementioned safe physical form 1 location/place” and are still with their original mind, are still with their original consciousness, and still have all of their magical properties (same levels and potential) that they had the moment right before their own most recent biological death”.”
 
“Option 2: They immediately “exist as own spirit/soul form until they exist as a Physical Form 1 existence again” starting at their most recent biological death location. A copy of their last Physical Form 1 own body (from the moment right before their own most recent biological death) magically “regenerates into fully healthy” at the physical form 1 location where they most recently biologically died. They choose either: (1) keep “all of their magical properties (same levels and potential) that they had the moment right before their own most recent biological death” as-is, (2) replace some with random new ones, or (3) discard some. They get to select their “visible form's visibly aged state and/or its associated “what is visibly present that is not behavior” only if they have ever “'"thought while moving" for 149,022+ hours', doesn't have to be a gapless amount of time". Immediately after they finished making their selections, the “copy of their body”'s regeneration completes within 20 seconds. Upon completion of such regeneration, their spirit/soul magically merges with their regenerated “own body” copy whereby “”they (solely that conscious thinking existence) are ““alive as a physical form 1 existence existing as the aforementioned regenerated body from that point” at the physical form 1 location where they most recently biologically died”, are still with their original mind, and are still with their original consciousness. They are then able to choose to be instantly magically teleported to any former home physical form 1 location (if adequate for 48-hour survival) or to the nearest safe physical form 1 location near a former physical form 1 home. If such choices aren’t made within 30 minutes, defaults apply: they still have all of their magical properties (same levels and potential) that they had the moment right before their own most recent biological death, their body is “”what their most recent physical form 1 “body's visibly aged state” was during the moment right before their own most recent biological death” but fully healthy” (or half if they biologically died of own bodily functionality failure due to old age), they instantly magically auto-teleport to nearest observably safe adequate former physical form 1 home.”
 
“Option 3: They immediately exist as own spirit/soul form, then immediately “magically merge with a “magically fully healthy physical form 2 copy of their last Physical Form 1 own body (from the moment right before their own most recent biological death)” that is magically fully healthy” at the location where they most recently died, and are still with their original mind, and are still with their original consciousness (such is the only way for a non-”physical form 2” existence to become physical form 2). They have all their magical properties (same levels and potential) that they had the moment right before their own most recent biological death.
They are instantly teleported to Physical Form 2— physical form 2 location/place whose every planet and location/place are whereby:
• Perfect health maintained magically (no sickness/disease/viruses possible, except all disorientation/”disorientation-like experiences/undergoings/effects)
• Harm/”overly harsh treatment” not tolerated (offenders magically instantly simultaneously “become solely spirit/soul form, are ejected to a physical form 1 location/place, and are banned from option 3 until upon being alive again”)
• Option 3 residents birthing/originating life is impossible
• Non-abstract pain always minimal (such pain barely registers)
• No wish-granting objects exist at/in physical form 2
• Abundant resources: planets, life, “magical portals (appearing every 2640 ft near Option 3 residents) that only connect to physical form 2 locations/places”, TV, video games, creative arts supplies, entertainment, and “creative resources”
• Wishes can’t affect this realm
Requesting to leave anytime → they're magically automatically given only Options 1 & 2 to choose from.
Wish-Granter Duty (magically only works for those who have ever “'"thought while moving" for 149,022+ hours', doesn't have to be a gapless amount of time"):
• Touch special non-biological units scattered throughout Physical Form 2 → a button appears → press it → they instantly magically are on Wish-Granter Duty Standby
• Auto-”Wish-Granter Duty Standby” cycle: Every 624 hours (unless already on duty/summoned)
• Being Summoned: Only while on ”Wish-Granter Duty Standby”, they are able to be “”magically automatically teleport-summoned into ”magically transitioning into being” the temporary solely physical form 1 wish-granter within 10ft of the last one who broke physical touch-contact with the “wish-granter”-summoning object that summoned that wish-granter” via/of whenever a ““wish-granter”-summoning object” summons a wish-granter”. Upon their such “magical transition into a solely physical form 1 wish-granter” completion, “their form matches “what their most recent physical form 1 “body's state” was while they were non-dead” but fully healthy”. While they are a solely physical form 1 wish-granter, they have “”all their magical properties (same levels and potential) that they had the moment right before their own most recent biological death” +234,000 levels added”. They (the solely physical form 1 wish-granter) instantly are magically teleported/”transitioned into being” back to physical form 2 as their physical form 2 form” after 264 hours OR after granting 3 wishes, whichever comes first.
• Never on Wish-Granter Duty Standby while a wish-granter and while not physical form 2
• Auto-translation magic: All spoken communication between wish-granter and currently assigned-to-that-wish-granter-by-Eric's-system-design (potential) grantee (within 37 ft) is magically translated into one's own language in real-time
• The summoning object magically automatically teleports 6+ trillion miles away upon whenever “the temporary time period duration that “the temporary wish-granter that it summoned” is a wish-granter for” is over.
• If they die as wish-granter: Their 'good'/'bad' is only regarding from the moment they were most recently summoned until most recent “death while they were a wish-granter”; standard “Eric’s One's-Still-Existing-After-Own-Death System” processes apply until they are Physical Form 1 again
• Being a Physical Form 2 existence is the only way to be on Wish-Granter Duty Standby””””